DO UR GP HOMEWORK

HEY GUYS REMEMBER TO DO ALL YOUR GP HOMEWORK!!

Mrs La'Brooy's side kick (GP REP)

HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER!!!

Today some girls asked me to stop using the F word (i tink it's mich and marie), saying some blah blah blah abt it. Well, i have my reason for using it.

Isn't history more interesting when you know something abt it??

Giving the finger before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French who were anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "pluck yew"

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset (IT'S LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED LOST TO MANCHESTER CITY LIKE THAT)and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French saying, "SEE, WE STILL CAN PLUCK YEW!!!"

"PLUCK YEW!!!"

Since "PLUCK YEW" is rather difficult to say, over the years it gradually evolved into the word "FUCK YOU", and the words often used in conjunction with the middle finger salute

SO REMEMBER TO USE IT TO SALUTE ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW!!!

Btw, thanks mandy, clarisse and phua yi and anyone else for helping me to decorate the star until it's damn nice while i was playing soccer... i recommend u all join ART CLUB...

BRING YOUR THERMOMETER EVERYDAY UNTIL THEY MEASURED THE TEMP!!!

COMMON TEST VENUE ON CLASS NOTICE BOARD!!! DON'T ASSUME EVERY TEST GONNA CONDUCT IN HALL, SOME VENUES IN CLASSROOMS BESIDES GP!!!

HTC

Jokes!!

Well, maybe it's time for the HTC to post some lame jokes on the classblog.... I came across these jokes and thought it will be interesting for the guys. No offends to girls i hope, all these are just for fun....

IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED THE EARTH AND RESTED.
THEN GOD CREATED MAN AND RESTED.
THEN GOD CREATED WOMAN.
SINCE THEN, NEITHER GOD NOR MAN HAS RESTED.


WHY DO MEN FART MORE THAN WOMEN? (MARTIN IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE)

BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO BUILD THE REQUIRED PRESSURE!!!


IF YOUR DOG IS BARKING AT THE BACK DOOR AND YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHO DO YOU LET IN FIRST?

THE DOG OF COURSE, HE'LL SHUT UP ONCE YOU LET HIM IN!!!

I've Resorted To THis... 2

ROB PARAVONIAN Vids. He's a STANDUP COMEDIAN. duh... of course stand up la... then? stand down ar? hehe...







Cyril Magic (damn he's good)









This one must watch whole thing

I've Resorted To This...

They Walk Among Us

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gaveher a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back toher and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, andreturned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! Ideparted the store with the $46.64. This actually happened in Austin at MoPac Boulevard and Parmer Lane.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a GrandeLatte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,'she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes andI walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of themshouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said,'Where?'

They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent whichdirection was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking himup every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has forsometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. Itold him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' Heresponded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.They Walk Among Us! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases werediscounted 10%.Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to thelost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'They Walk Among Us!While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza togo. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.....

they VOTE!

JamJosh