Jokes!!

Well, maybe it's time for the HTC to post some lame jokes on the classblog.... I came across these jokes and thought it will be interesting for the guys. No offends to girls i hope, all these are just for fun....

IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED THE EARTH AND RESTED.
THEN GOD CREATED MAN AND RESTED.
THEN GOD CREATED WOMAN.
SINCE THEN, NEITHER GOD NOR MAN HAS RESTED.


WHY DO MEN FART MORE THAN WOMEN? (MARTIN IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE)

BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO BUILD THE REQUIRED PRESSURE!!!


IF YOUR DOG IS BARKING AT THE BACK DOOR AND YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHO DO YOU LET IN FIRST?

THE DOG OF COURSE, HE'LL SHUT UP ONCE YOU LET HIM IN!!!