Jokes!!!

Hey T14, Your HTC's been feeling kinda emo lately, coz of NS and other things tat happened... so i went to read some jokes to cheer myself up.... and i decided to share it to u guys... hope u all can appreciate and laugh at it.... hope it's nothing offensive:)

Women's English

What they say (to a guy) What they mean
Yes -------------------------------------No
No --------------------------------------Yes
Maybe ----------------------------------No
We need --------------------------------I want
I am sorry ------------------------------You'll be sorry
We need to talk -------------------------You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead --------------------------You had better not
Do what you want -----------------------You'll pay for this later
I am not upset --------------------------Of course I'm upset, you moron!
I'm not in a mood for sex ----------------Keep your dick where it belong you pervert!!

Men's English

What they say ( to a woman ) What they mean
I'm hungry----------------------------- I'm hungry
I'm tired--------------------------------I'm tired
I'm sleepy-------------------------------I'm sleepy
Nice dress-------------------------------Nice cleavage!!
Am I your first boyfriend?---------------Are you a virgin?
I love you------------------------------- Let's have sex
I'm bored------------------------------- Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?----------------- I'd like to have sex with you
Can I tell you something?--------------- I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to the movie?-------- I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out for a dinner?---------I'd like to have sex with you

Will you marry me?---------------------You're screwed forever

I don't have chemistry with you---------I'm gay

Hope u guys have a good laugh!!

NEW YEAR PARTY SUCCESS!

thank you marcus,marie,michelle,jiayi,christopher,johan,clarisse,james,mandy,david for coming!
It was really a great night and i hope all of you enjoyed urself for the last day of 2008, and opening of 2009.

2007/2008 cjc t14 was amazing and it will always be. although those who didnt turned up for some reason or another, we are all still ONE class!!

Thankew for coming and
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!

Child with rare desease: Harlequin type ichthyosis

found this video while surfing the web. it is real. just be thankful that u guys are healthy humans.
heres the link to the disease: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis
It died one hour after birth due to infection.
johan